Wednesday, October 26, 2011

This is the best way that I've found, to be the best you've ever seen*

I have found that I am missing a bunch of small items that seem to have disappeared in the move.  Like, an iron.  I really need an iron to fix my curtains (it's an iron on hem type thing).  And, my extra tube of toothpaste.  Things like that.  I'm also apparently missing my can opener.  Which I discovered in the middle of cooking dinner the other night, when I really needed to open a can of broth.

I KNOW I had one at one point.  Where it is, I have no idea.  

I finally resorted to stabbing the can with a knife until I had a hole big enough to pour the broth through.  I felt slightly pathetic.  And yet, I still haven't had a chance to actually go and BUY any of these things.  This weekend.  I swear.


I am trying to figure out when I turned so old.  There are these annoying kids that live in my neighborhood. EVERY FREAKING NIGHT, no matter what time of night I am getting home (ok, seriously, they were there at 2 AM the one morning), they are hanging out on this corner. Now, these kids are NOT old enough to be outside at this time (they range from ages 8-13 or so).  

EVERY time I see them, I get so pissed off.  They are standing at the corner, not quite int he middle of the street, but enough so that you can't safely turn without worrying about hitting them, and ugh.  I just want to yell, DON'T YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU?!?!?!?"  And WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?!?!  You morons are going to get hit by a car!!!!  I know MY parents made me come home before it was dark at that age (and granted, when I was older, I snuck back out, but not at that age).

And then, I think, when did I get so old, that this started irritating me so much?  But seriously.  WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THERE!!!!  Sigh, they're just obnoxious kids that should be at home in bed (and I swear, next I'll be peeking out my window, spying on them, yelling at them to get off my lawn!) 


So, is it the weekend yet?

*Hedwig and the Angry Inch 


Lisa @ Trapped In North Jersey said...

Ha, as I was reading this I was thinking HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

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