Monday, May 16, 2011

And the more I try to feel the less I'm whole*

I have a total case of the Mondays.
  • I saw an old man's butt today.  It was not the highlight of my day.  He was walking into the hotel and his shorts were falling down, and he pulled his shirt up to adjust the shorts, and I saw full on moon.  The ENTIRE thing.  Sigh.
  • The guests at the hotel lately are pigs.  They leave chewed gum behind everywhere (like on floors), and everytime I go into the elevator, there is a new pile of sunflower seed shells (so housekeeping is obv attempting to clean them up, and they just keep spitting out more).  And they're loud.  And someone took my clean laundry out of the machine and put it on the floor so they could use the washer.  WTF
  • I would really like a cookie.  I REALLY want a cookie.  Alas, I have no cookies.
  • My mind is all over the place today.  I don't know why.  
  • I just have this completely unsettled feeling going on.  Like I'm dreading something to do with someone.  I can't describe it.  It's just a feeling that something bad is going to happen between us.  It's just this ugh feeling.  I hate it.
Anyways, I hope tomorrow is better.

*Lindsay Lohan (OMG I am DYING of shame right now.  I found a song by Lindsay Lohan on my ext. hard drive, which means I had to have actually DOWNLOADED this at some point.  Why???)


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