Having said all that, I randomly kind of enjoy running in the summer.
Seriously, my brain got wired wrong at birth. It is so...contradictory it doesn't even make sense.
However, I love the lack of warm up required. I start running and about 10 steps in, I'm already loose and limber, and by a quarter mile, I'm sweating up a storm and I feel like a well oiled machine. (Ok, that sounds ridiculous, and it's not as pie in sky as I just made it sound, but it's the closest I can get to explaining it). When I run in the winter, I usually feel stiff and tight and cold for at least a mile before I warm up enough to enjoy the run, and seriously, if you're only running 2-3 miles. That's a ridiculously long time to feel cold.
So, yes. I enjoy running in the heat.
Having said that though, I am positively vampiric when it comes to the SUN and the heat. I slather on SPF 50+ sunscreen (yeah, I don't care what they say about SPF not really counting past 30 or whatnot). I run in shaded areas at all times. I wear a hat and sunglasses (well, the hat is also partly for bug protection since I run in shaded areas, which tend to consist of woods). Basically. I look like an idiot.
Also, I apparently can't smile when I'm wearing this stuff or taking my picture. Not entirely sure which one is preventing the smile. Possibly both?
And as a random embarrassing side note. I went to the grocery store after running. While in the wegmans, a little girl asked her daddy, "Is she SOAKING wet?" in a HOW CAN THIS BE kind of tone of voice. Her poor dad was horrified and was like SHUSH! So I was amused, and yet, very self conscious after that (I mentioned above how easily I sweat). I looked down at my front and I looked ok, but what if I was SUPER sweaty on my back (or even worse, my butt???). What if it looked like I peed my pants or something (the things I am concerned about).
I'm hoping it was just the pattern of my shirt. You can kind of see in the picture above that it's a fake camo type pattern, that does look like I've been rained on. I'm gonna go with that. Less embarrassing. :-)
*Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
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