I went for a run after work and this was the first time I've had to go to the bathroom mid run in a really long time. I honestly didn't think I was going to make it back to the hotel (and oh my god that last hill almost killed me). Then, I get back to the hotel...and I don't have to go anymore. WTF?
That's ok, the whole run kind of sucked anyways. I usually really love running in the rain, but it just wasn't working for me today. I just felt wet and wanted to be back home on my couch. Lame.
Then, I had to do some laundry because my clothes were soaking wet from the rain and I didn't want that chilling out in my room until the weekend. So, I shower, put on some sweats and a t-shirt, and head downstairs. On my way, I run into this hot guy staying at the hotel. I've seen him a couple times, but have never spoken to him in my life.
I see him in the hallway and give him that hey, how are you smile, and he tells me my boobs are looking great today.
Umm....??? Ok.
First - I'm glad you think they look good, but who are you???
Second - I was wearing a sports bra and had the whole uni-boob thing going on. Really? THIS is what you think looks good?
Third - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW????
And now I shall end this on a cute note.
I made Baby V a fuzzy vest. But seriously, she's just so darn cute you barely even notice it in the picture.
*Josh Ritter
OMG girl, what kind of freaky people are at that hotel? I'd come back to him with a retort like "Your package ain't looking too bad either."
ReplyDeleteBaby fuzzy vest-cute!! Baby-even cuter. :)
Miss you!
-D
V is soooo adorable! she should model!
ReplyDelete& really? you need to start documenting all the weird lines guys have said to you.