Sometimes I find it's better to be somebody else*

It appears that I have more than my fair share of wardrobe malfunctions.  I would like to share the wealth if I may. 

I stopped to buy coffee on my way to work this morning and some jerk pushed me out of his way into the door (like actually PUSHED me) and the lock on the door caught on my pocket as I was stumbling and ripped down my pants.  As in, HUGE HOLE in my pants.  The material of the pocket lining kept me from exposing my underwear to everyone in the store...but still quite embarassing.

However, I DID get a free cup of coffee after that.  Thanks Panera!

Unfortunately I had to go home and change pants and then drive back to work, so I was much later this morning than I had intended. 

I realize that I am a klutz, and I buy cheap clothes that get thrown out every 6-12 months, but seriously.  Who rips their pants as often as I do?  I'm sad because I actually liked the pants I was wearing today (and these things had lasted 2 years...so they were way past their expiration date...but still!).  Grrr.  Also, the stupid jerk who pushed me didn't even check to see if I was ok. 

I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.  Maybe he just got a call that his wife went into labor or something like that.  But it still pisses me off.  Anyone who talks about Southern Hospitality is full of shit.  I'm just saying. 

Anyways, hope everyone else is having a fantastic week.  Now that our A/C is fixed...I'm a lot less grumpy (well except for that whole ripped pants situation). 

*DMB